Post by DropBear on Aug 17, 2022 14:50:56 GMT 8
A farmer bought a young rooster, and as soon as he arrived back at the farm, the rooster raced out and had sex with the farmer's 150 hens. He then chased down the resident ducks and geese and screwed them all.
The farmer came out to the paddock and saw the rooster lying almost dead and motionless, with a flock of vultures circling overhead. :That'll teach you, you horny bastard!"
The rooster opened one eye and said: "Shhh! They're about to land".
The farmer came out to the paddock and saw the rooster lying almost dead and motionless, with a flock of vultures circling overhead. :That'll teach you, you horny bastard!"
The rooster opened one eye and said: "Shhh! They're about to land".